I know the backyard like the back of my paw
All the good stuff, every bit against the law
Duck poop, rabbit poop – a nice vintage all
I’ve got my list, I’ve had it since Fall
She can’t always watch, I’m an opportunist
(New stuff by the plum tree, will get to it soonest)
The pile from the bird cage – ok bad idea
Paid for that one with a week of diarrhea
But the barn with the big horse – the best of the best
I’ll leave the green piles and just eat the rest
I’m saying I’m reasonable, ready to make a deal
We’re civilized creatures, who love a good meal
