1. Get yourself a fixer
2. Know your leverage
3. Roll with a posse
4. Follow the sun
5. If they don’t like it, don’t do it in front of ’em
6. When they call you stubborn it means you’re winning
7. Napping counts as a job
8. Make pacts with the cat
9. Use your “me” time
10. When all else fails, ask for a belly rub
But who be the fixer
A he or a she
It really not matter
As long as she’s me.
Sandydog’s got a gripe
A belly ache perhaps
I know how to fix it
Fixer’s always got tripe.
Up north I wanna fly
Swoop down as good reindeer
With pockets of goodies
And for Sandydog savory pie.
As fixers tend to do
I’ll work hard round the ranch
Cut wood n dig ditches
Heck, I’ll even pick up poo.
See, I can turn the flame
I’ll just whip up a cake
Just save a crumb (and some frosting)
Fixer’ll be happy & Sandy the same!
Ha! This is so great, Aunt Pam! You’re definitely Sandy’s top and favorite fixer (although mom’s cooked her a turkey, so she’s got a pretty solid list….). 🙂